are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
I wish I had a fellow trans being who liked me so we could date and piss off fishers just by existing but I am fucking gross and know very few beings
leaving Laverne Cox off of the Time top 100 despite the overwhelming support she received is an act of violence and erasure towards trans women
My endgame goal is for Davesprite to merge with Dave like Jadesprite did with Jade then make Davejade canon. Winged Dave with talon nails/dog ear Jade forever.
whats the deal with kinkshaming so what if someone wants to beat off to feet or shit or bdsm jfc stop being assholes unless this person wants to hurt somebody non consentually
Got my new phone. Told myself I wouldn’t but I did get a smart phone. And a tablet. This burd is terrible.
*goes onto the otherkin tag just to reblog nice and motivational things with rude and ableist commentary* haha im so cool hating things is so cool
My name change will be finalized as Penryck Hagsfiend Burd. If you address me by name now, use Penryck. Or just Pen. Not Kusari anymore please.
other things to call me:
she’s turning 30 this year
””“what’s so bad about white cishet men?”“”
Cis people should be ashamed of themselves.
Well I’m not.
I dont even know what Cis people are but i sort of know’ish and i think its totally up to them what they want to be…Cishaming is a horrible URL and you should be ashamed
"I don’t even know what cis is or understand the concepts of your posts, but here’s my infallible logic."