tenderagender:

tenderagender:

where the fuck are minivans speeding through the night going?

are you late taking your kids to night soccer??

image

holy shit

abbacchio:

today i had an english quiz and the guy in front of me stood up to turn in his quiz and 20 plastic spoons fell out of his pocket

My motivation to do anything today explained in one picture
littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE