where the fuck are minivans speeding through the night going?
are you late taking your kids to night soccer??
today i had an english quiz and the guy in front of me stood up to turn in his quiz and 20 plastic spoons fell out of his pocket
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" well if you insist.
"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE