jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

triggeringconfessions:

Send your Confession to my Ask Box

triggeringconfessions:

Send your Confession to my Ask Box

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
(via womanleftlonely)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

justtheladyinblack:

It gets weird in my house at 4 am.

justtheladyinblack:

It gets weird in my house at 4 am.

blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"

"yes, mortal. you may borrow my B O N E P H O N E."