"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
It gets weird in my house at 4 am.
"hey man can i borrow your phone"
"ｙｅｓ, ｍｏｒｔａｌ. ｙｏｕ ｍａｙ ｂｏｒｒｏｗ ｍｙ Ｂ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ Ｐ Ｈ Ｏ Ｎ Ｅ."